Money Pot — a portfolio company of Xenostition

Chief Accountant, Global Slack

Location: wherever the ledger is · Comp: a cut of the float, in principle

Somewhere between $26 and $28 trillion is sitting in unclaimed accounts, dead corporate treasuries, and jurisdictions too disorganized to notice. Money Pot counts it. We need someone who can keep counting without flinching.

Responsibilities

Maintain the live tally as sources update. Adjudicate genuinely ambiguous cases — is a defunct pension fund's balance “up for grabs,” or just administratively slow? Resist the urge to editorialize the number down to something more believable.

Requirements

High tolerance for large, unverifiable figures presented with total confidence. Accounting background optional; conviction mandatory.